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必然的等待
已在煙的浮沉中
寫下千年
靈動的
驚悸
水紋徜徉
天地如寐
迷離
究竟是微醺著
抑或
走過輪迴
如是
如非
如荷
如你低眉的輕笑
猶有水中田田的傷痕
繫起
星眸中迴縈的
緲緲青衫
荷底的那縷
沉著
在煙的身世裡
寫著清淡
荷的清瘦
也自如地
掬起水中之煙
真真地
醒著
潘郁琦
2014年7月30日 星期三
2014年7月29日 星期二
【木蘭花- 乙卯吳興寒食】
龍頭舴艋吳兒競，
筍柱鞦韆游女並。
芳洲拾翠暮忘歸，
秀野踏青來不定。
行雲去後遙山暝，
已放笙歌池院靜。
中庭月色正清明，
無數楊花過無影。
筍柱鞦韆游女並。
芳洲拾翠暮忘歸，
秀野踏青來不定。
行雲去後遙山暝，
已放笙歌池院靜。
中庭月色正清明，
無數楊花過無影。
張 先
張先（990-1078）字野，宋代吳興（今浙江湖州）人。天聖八年進士，曾官知吳縣，後升至都官郎中（刑部所屬曹司的主管官）。致仕後，往來於杭州和吳興，過著優悠浪漫的生活。張先性疏放，善諧謔。詞多寫艷情、歌妓。遣詞喜雕琢，講求句子的朦朧美，因以「影」字入詩詞，人稱「三影先生」。小令尤佳絕，與晏殊、歐陽修並稱。所著《安陸詞》中，慢詞的舖敘雖顯乏力，但體現了北宋初期詞風的轉變。
2014年7月28日 星期一
2014年7月27日 星期日
2014年7月25日 星期五
Husband & Wife Jokes
A woman writes to the IT
Technical support Guy
Dear
Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation
8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please
note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Reply From Tech Support:
DEAR
Madam,
First,
keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an operating system.
Please
enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do
not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please
note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
In
addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot
Looks 7.7.
Good
Luck Madam!
Everybody on
earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to form
two queues -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the
other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the
women to go with St. Peter."
The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines.
The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and
in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the
only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them,
my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand
here."
A
"Husband Shopping Centre" was opened where a woman could go to choose
from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with
the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The
only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man
from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except
to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and
love kids." The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than
not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So
up they go.
Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking". "Hmmm", say the girls,
"But, I wonder what's further up?".
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the
women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And so again,
they go up.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us
further on!" So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice
day!!"
2014年7月24日 星期四
2014年7月23日 星期三
【百字令 - 登石頭城】
石頭城上，望天低吳楚，眼空無物。
指點六朝形勝地，惟有青山如壁。
蔽月旌旗，連雲檣櫓，白骨紛如雪。
一江南北，消磨多少豪傑。
指點六朝形勝地，惟有青山如壁。
蔽月旌旗，連雲檣櫓，白骨紛如雪。
一江南北，消磨多少豪傑。
寂寞避暑離宮，東風輦路，芳草年年發。
落日無人松徑裡，鬼火高低明滅。
歌舞樽前，繁華鏡裡，暗換青青髮。
歌舞樽前，繁華鏡裡，暗換青青髮。
傷心千古，秦淮一片明月。
薩都剌
薩都剌（約1272—1355）元代詩人、畫家、書法家。字天錫，號直齋。回族（一說蒙古族）。其先世爲西域人，出生于雁門（今山西代縣），泰定四年進士。授應奉翰林文字，擢南台御史，以彈劾權貴，左遷鎮江錄事司達魯花赤，累遷江南行台侍御史，左遷淮西北道經歴，晚年居杭州。薩都剌善繪畫，精書法，尤善楷書。有虎臥龍跳之才，人稱燕門才子。他的文學創作，以詩歌爲主，詩詞內容，以遊山玩水、歸隱賦閑、慕仙禮佛、酬酢應答之類爲多，思想價值不高。薩都剌還留有《嚴陵釣台圖》和《梅雀》等畫，現珍藏于北京故宮博物院。
2014年7月22日 星期二
【那一晚】
那一晚我的船推出了河心，
澄藍的天上托著密密的星。
那一晚你的手牽著我的手，
迷惘的星夜封鎖起重愁。
那一晚你和我分定了方向，
兩人各認取個生活的模樣。
到如今我的船仍然在海面飄，
細弱的桅杆常在風濤裡搖。
到如今太陽只在我背後徘徊，
層層的陰影留守在我周圍。
到如今我還記著那一晚的天，
星光、眼淚、白茫茫的江邊！
到如今我還想念你岸上的耕種：
紅花兒黃花兒朵朵的生動。
那一天我希望要走到了頂層，
蜜一般釀出那記憶的滋潤。
那一天我要跨上帶羽翼的箭，
望著你花園裡射一個滿弦。
那一天你要聽到鳥般的歌唱，
那便是我靜候著你的讚賞。
那一天你要看到凌亂的花影，
那便是我私闖入當年的邊境！
林徽因
2014年7月21日 星期一
【江城子 - 湖上】
鳳凰山下雨初晴。
水風清。
晚霞明。
一朵芙蕖，開過尚盈盈。
何處飛來雙白鷺？
如有意，
慕娉婷。
忽聞江上弄哀箏。
苦含情。
遣誰聽？
煙斂雲收，依約是湘靈。
欲待曲終尋問取，
人不見，
數峰青。
蘇軾
Riverside Town
On the Lake
It turns fine after rain below the Phoenix Hill,
Waves and wind light,
Rainbow clouds bright.
A lotus flower past full bloom beams with smile still.
Where comes in flight
A pair of egrets white
As if inclined to care
For maidens fair.
Suddenly on the stream music comes to the ear.
Who would not hear
Such feeling drear?
Away clouds and mist clear;
The Spirit of River Xiang seems to appear.
When music ends, I would inquire for the lutist dear.
She seems to disappear,
Only leaving peaks clear.
Soo Shi
2014年7月20日 星期日
2014年7月19日 星期六
Let's add some spices this week ...
Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe? s first time
ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he
was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe
what had happened.
Joe said, "There was this snake and he slithered across my feet,
but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled,
but I never screamed. "
"So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated.
"Well," Joe continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants
and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat?em now? "
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the
morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.
The old man said,"You know, 50 years ago, we were probably sitting
here buck naked. "
The woman said, "Why don't we try that again? " So they
stripped and sat down at the table again.
Soon the old woman said, "Honey, my boobs are as hot for you today
as they were 50 years ago. "
The man replied, "Of course they are dear, one's in your oatmeal
and the others in your coffee! "
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and
a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a
conversation that went as follows:
D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.
L:?eh?
D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!L:??EH??D: (shouting) --IN
YOUR EAR! -- A SUPPOSITORY!!!
L: Oh, thank Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid....
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went
to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a
ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here
forty years ago. "
The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he
immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a june bug. They made love like
never before.
Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like
that forty years ago--or any time since that I can remember! "
The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't
electrified! "
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery
store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal
crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing? "
his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is
broken," the Boy explained, so "I'm looking for the seal! "
2014年7月17日 星期四
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