Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?
Reply From Tech Support:
keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an operating system.
enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do
not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot
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